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8 Reasons Why Unicorns are Better than Zombies

Okay, so Justine Larbalestier's books are really, really good. But that doesn't change the fact that she is laboring under the massive misapprehension that zombies are in some way surperior to unicorns. This is simply not so. To that end, I submit a definative list that proves, once and for all, that unicorns are just plain better.1. Unicorn breaks occur on boingboing after particularly distressing news. You don't see any zombie breaks. There's a reason for that.2. Unicorn tapestries. There are sure as heck no zombie tapestries. Thank goodness.3. Unicorns make excellent toys for bloodthirsty kids. 4. Unicorns look good in origami, sand, on monuments and even on chewing gum. Zombies very seldom look good, not to mention that there...

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